Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Funny Things You Say...Vol.2

Man are you two funny, Cade and Luke!  I laugh out loud several times a day over the hilarious things that come out of your mouths.  Every once in a while my phone is close enough for me to make a note of something funny you guys have said.  Here's a few I've taken note of over the last couple of weeks:

  • "WHOA Lukey!  BE CAREFUL!!  You almost pulled my tubes out!" yells Cade (with a very serious face and a very serious tone) at Luke during a little rough play.
  • Cade picks up a piece of a black shingle that fell onto the driveway while we were having the gutter replaced and says (totally serious), "Mommy!  Look!  A piece of Cassius' nose fell off!" 
  • "Mommy, can we sing London Bridges?" - Luke  (sing the first line of the song and you'll see where he got this from.)
  • "I want to be a football player when I grow up." - Cade  "I want to be a ghost when I grow up." - Luke
  • "Mommy, did God glue everybody together?" - Cade
  • "Oh no!  My leg cracked open!" - Luke after noticing a small cut on his leg while taking a bath.
  • "My tears won't come out!!!" -Luke while trying really hard to cry over something not-so-cry-worthy
  • "Mommy...were you alive when dinosaurs were on the earth?" -Cade
  • "Look Mommy, I have Santa Claws" - Luke while making his hands into claw shapes (how clever!)
  • Another day..."I want to be a football player when I grow up." - Cade  "I want to be a broken baby tooth." - Luke
  • "You can't wear those because you're not even me!" -Luke, after I put on his sunglasses, much to his dismay
  • "David got another nosebleed today."  -Cade  "That happens to some kids." - Me "Well my nose has this special trap in it that keeps all the blood inside."
  • "LOOK!  There's Old McDonalds!!  Are there animals inside?"  -Luke, while driving by McDonald's
  • Not funny, but CRAZY sweet..."It's a beautiful day. Maybe God knew we wanted to go on a date and made it a pretty day for us." -Cade. 

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